February 2011
37 posts
kriskristoffersonsbeard asked: Hey Nick, tell the good people about the time we went to Kennywood together and ate like 50 fried oreos.
Feb 1st
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boomshesaid asked: If you could be any animal for a day (or two days, because why not) which animal would be you be? And you also get to choose one accessory - practical or magical - for your animal self. Go.
Feb 1st
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dkthingsetc asked: Thoughts on Brooklyn? It seems awesome; is it?
Feb 1st
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luisillusion-deactivated2011062 asked: Banana?
Feb 1st
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Anonymous asked: Do you want to get married? Not to me. Just in general. Also maybe to me though.
Feb 1st
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sunshinemakesmehigh asked: Remember when you were reading that book RATS? When you first pulled it out I was all like whatever I don't give a fuck about rats, but then you told me all these facts that made it seem fascinating. Do you remember any of those facts, and if so could you tell me them so I can again go through the process of contemplating reading it until I ultimately end up forgetting.
Feb 1st
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January 2011
72 posts
If this is the Pro Bowl I wonder what the Amatuer...
Jan 31st
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“The people of Egypt have rights that are universal. That includes the right to...”
– Barack Obama “Not if they don’t have a constitution, actually.” - Lou Divers
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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NICK WHAT ARE YOU THINKING THE IPAD IS NOT FOR...
THE WII FIT IS FOR STEPPING ON THE IPAD IS FOR LARGE VERSIONS OF IPHONE GAMES IF YOU STEP ON THE IPAD THEN EVERY GAME WILL LOOK SPIDERMAN THEMED
Jan 30th
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I’d rather go naked wet than wear fur galoshes
Jan 29th
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Sometimes I read the Drudge Report just to make my...
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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My new favorite thing is liking my own comments on...
People roll over the “1 person” and it says “Dick Nivers liked this” then they are all like
Jan 28th
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Anonymous asked: NOT A QUESTION:
I am packing, listening to your trntble and DANCING my butt off. Thanks for all the great posts! <3
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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well-fed asked: You know me. Always deep thinking.

It's weird that I have to communicate through a tumblr ask box instead of throwing something at your head when you walk by my desk.
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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In surprising news, Rex Ryan plans on winning next...
GO HOME ROGER
Jan 24th
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Rex Ryan is crying?
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Mendenhall just humped Roethlisberger
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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#dirtysanchez
Jan 24th
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Rushing Yards at 4:13 in the 2nd
Pittsburgh - 131 New York - 1 
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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psydoctor8: nickdivers replied to your post:  i guess i still dont get it? It’s ok Nick, you still got your model good looks to coast on. And that’s a good toast. My gift to you. DOCTORATE! I GET IT NOW THANKS GEORGE.
Jan 23rd
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I just thought of the best DJ name
DJ Warm Welcome
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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You forgot to say "away" again.
“She blew them all away”
Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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“In the midst of outer dangers I have felt an inner calm and known resources of...”
– Martin Luther King
Jan 17th
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Rex Ryan just lost 3 pounds running to the end...
Jan 17th
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Baltimore Ravens
Latest in a string of massive bird deaths
Jan 16th
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I just bought 7 dollars worth of "London Calling"...
You’re welcome, bar.
Jan 15th
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trthbn asked: are you christian?
was just wondering
Jan 15th
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dkthingsetc asked: With what organization did you go to Haiti, if any? I've always wanted to do something like that.
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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esoterrorism asked: You're a tumblr whore.
Jan 14th
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themattsmith asked: If I could leave tomorrow and spend a week anywhere, where would I go?
Jan 14th
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themattsmith asked: If you could leave tomorrow and spend a week anywhere, where would you go?
Jan 14th
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909miles asked: What do you feel is your worst habit?
Jan 14th
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Anonymous asked: So where do you work now? Or can you say?

Btw, I think you're seriously funny and it doesn't even appear like you're trying (that hard)
Jan 14th
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Anonymous asked: OR WE CAN SLATHER OURSELVES IN VASELINE AND PLAY "THE FLOOR IS LAVA" COMBINED WITH "KING OF THE MOUNTAIN"
Jan 14th
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Anonymous asked: Wanna make out?
Jan 14th
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